Standard of "Normal" (Clark/himself) PG-13 MMOM 11-15

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Title: Standard of "Normal"
Author: moit
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Warnings: wanking
Summary: Clark's extraordinary abilities keep him from experiencing certain things, which isn't always bad.
Word Count: 227
Challenge: mmom #15



Lois living at the farm wasn’t Clark’s ideal situation, but he couldn’t tell his parents who they should allow to live in the house. Granted, Lois was Chloe’s cousin, but she made Clark feel uncomfortable in his own house. It wasn’t just that she was there, but that Clark had to be even more hypersensitive about where she was.They had no locks on any doors in the house, other than the front door. Lois had already walked in on him twice while he was brushing his teeth. Thankfully, that was all he was doing.

Clark’s biggest fear was that Lois would walk in on him while he was masturbating. For that reason alone, he timed his self-love session very carefully, for when he knew his parents and Lois would be gone. The best time was after school on Wednesdays. Lois would be at the gym, and his parents would still be working on the farm. Theoretically, Clark could finish in under a minute, but there was no enjoyment in that—it just became a chore.

So, one Wednesday after school, Clark took his time, enjoying a slow drawn-out climax. Had it not been for his super-hearing and super-speed, Lois would have walked in on him with his hands down his pants. As much as Clark wished he was normal, he loved missing out on certain embarrassing moments.