DC v. Marvel (Billy, Dom) PG
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moit_ficsTitle: DC v. Marvel
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Summary: Billy and Dom argue over daft things. As usual.
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy
Author's Note: Forgrey_wonderer in her Christmas card
Word Count: 150
"You're all completely daft," Billy said, slamming his beer down on the table, oblivious to how it sloshed over onto his hand. "There's no way Superman could beat Batman. If it was a fair fight."
"If it was a fair fight?" Dom snorted. "By fair fight, you mean that Superman wouldn't use any of his powers."
"Course," Billy nodded.
"Wait, wait," Elijah cut in, a cigarette hanging out the corner of his mouth. "Batman's powers are his tools. If Superman can't use his powers, then Batman shouldn't be able to use his tools."
"Well, it's not like Superman can turn off his super strength. If he punched Batman, Bruce Wayne would be no more."
Billy scowled and took a long swig of his beer.
"What's wrong, Bills? Bested at your own game?"
"Spiderman vs. Wolverine," Billy said, wiping his mouth.
Dom laughed so hard he almost choked on his beer.
Author:
moitSummary: Billy and Dom argue over daft things. As usual.
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy
Author's Note: For
grey_wonderer in her Christmas cardWord Count: 150
"You're all completely daft," Billy said, slamming his beer down on the table, oblivious to how it sloshed over onto his hand. "There's no way Superman could beat Batman. If it was a fair fight."
"If it was a fair fight?" Dom snorted. "By fair fight, you mean that Superman wouldn't use any of his powers."
"Course," Billy nodded.
"Wait, wait," Elijah cut in, a cigarette hanging out the corner of his mouth. "Batman's powers are his tools. If Superman can't use his powers, then Batman shouldn't be able to use his tools."
"Well, it's not like Superman can turn off his super strength. If he punched Batman, Bruce Wayne would be no more."
Billy scowled and took a long swig of his beer.
"What's wrong, Bills? Bested at your own game?"
"Spiderman vs. Wolverine," Billy said, wiping his mouth.
Dom laughed so hard he almost choked on his beer.
